"i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me"
they dont even sell garages at garage sales
I wonder if artists get jealous when other artists cover their songs and sing it better than they originally did
im single by choice
its just not my choice
it’s 2014 and there’s still guys tryna rock the 2009 justin bieber hairstyle please love yourself
my ideal roommate: dog
bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less
to all my spanish speaking followers: hola
to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out: don’t worry, I just said “hello”. maybe someday you too can grasp another language
When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.